Friday, August 26, 2011

Teachers Fail....

Ok so I have ALWAYS thought teachers have failed at punishing kids. I mean, Lunch Detention : Less talking more food, good right? Yes no hunger, DUH. In School Suspention : A day free from all the retards and teachers, when I got in school suspention I sat and drew a bunch of pictures and worked on Art, nothing else. Out Of School Suspention : Well......, NO SCHOOL!!! whats better then a day of no school? Nothing bitch! (i love summer btw) Saterday School : Ok so it sucks that you havta get up early but just think of it, its not a full day of school and  you get help on homework so no stressing confusing rest of the weekend. After School Detention : Well you gotta go home and do homework anyways so might as well stay at school and do it and get help then go home and be free... Spend Recess On wall : this is oviosly for the kids who do have recess, after like 4th grade it isnt that bad at all. Its like after 4th grade you out grow all the little playground things and you usually just hang out or your too cold to move. So thats another fail on teachers part. Loose Points In Class : Well not like you even try to do good anyways. (i am guessing that ur not a goody if u readying this)
~Gir Babez
"I cant think of any more but there probly are more, i bet they are fails too"
Advice: Grades dont matter you lil fuckers. You gunna die at some point. You dont need wonderful grades  to be succeful.




Well we don't need lighters anymore! TADA!
Carry around 2 matches and a candle! Yay!!!

See, one match to light your candle which you will use to light whatever you are smoking and if the candle gets blown out use your back up match!  GENIUS

XD hehehe

so smart... :) :) :)

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Pepsi or Coke

Pepsi is the shit. Every single Pepsi product tastes good. Coke is fucking nasty! I'm just saying my personal opinion here and am in no way trying to persuade you from never buying coke products... ;)

Point is. PEPSI is the drink of gods!

  • Pepsi
  • Pepsi Max
  • Pepsi Natural
  • Pepsi One
  • Pepsi Throwback
  • Pepsi Wild Cherry
  • Caffeine Free Pepsi
  • Diet Pepsi
  • Diet Pepsi Lime
  • Diet Pepsi Vanilla
  • Diet Pepsi Wild Cherry
  • Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi
  • Sierra Mist Natural
  • Diet Sierra Mist
  • Sierra Mist Cranberry Splash
  • Diet Sierra Mist Cranberry Splash
  • Diet Sierra Mist Ruby Splash
  • Ocean Spray Apple Juice
  • Ocean Spray Blueberry Juice Cocktail
  • Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice Cocktail
  • Ocean Spray Cran-Grape Drink
  • Ocean Spray Cran-Pomegranate Juice Drink
  • Ocean Spray Orange Juice
  • Ocean Spray Pineapple Peach Mango Juice Blend
  • Ocean Spray Ruby Red Grapefruit Juice Drink
  • Ocean Spray Strawberry Kiwi Juice Drink
  • Mountain Dew
  • Mountain Dew Code Red
  • Mountain Dew Live Wire
  • Mountain Dew Throwback
  • Mountain Dew Voltage
  • Mountain Dew White Out
  • Caffeine Free Mountain Dew
  • Caffeine Free Diet Mountain Dew
  • Diet Mountain Dew
  • Diet Mountain Dew Code Red
  • AMP Energy
  • AMP Energy - Elevate
  • AMP Energy - Lightning
  • AMP Energy - Lightning Sugar Free
  • AMP Energy - Overdrive
  • AMP Energy - Sugar Free
  • AMP Energy - Traction
  • AMP Energy Juice - Orange
  • Mug Root Beer
  • Diet Mug Root Beer
  • Mug Cream Soda
  • Diet Mug Cream Soda
  • No Fear
  • Sugar Free No Fear
  • Seattle's Best Coffee - Iced Latte
  • Seattle's Best Coffee - Iced Mocha
  • Seattle's Best Coffee - Iced Vanilla Latte
  • Tazo Giant Peach
  • Tazo Organic Iced Black
  • Tazo Organic Iced Green
  • SoBe Energize Citrus Energy
  • SoBe Energize Green Tea
  • SoBe Energize Mango Melon
  • SoBe Energize Power Fruit Punch
  • SoBe Lean Fuji Apple Cranberry
  • SoBe Lean Honey Green Tea
  • SoBe Lean Raspberry Lemonade
  • SoBe Lifewater Acai Fruit Punch
  • SoBe Lifewater Agave Lemonade
  • SoBe Lifewater B-Energy Black Cherry Dragonfruit
  • SoBe Lifewater B-Energy Strawberry Apricot
  • SoBe Lifewater Black and Blue Berry
  • SoBe Lifewater Blackberry Grape
  • SoBe Lifewater Cherimoya Punch
  • SoBe Lifewater Fuji Apple Pear
  • SoBe Lifewater Macintosh Apple Cherry
  • SoBe Lifewater Mango Melon
  • SoBe Lifewater Orange Tangerine
  • SoBe Lifewater Pomegranate Cherry
  • SoBe Lifewater Strawberry Dragonfruit
  • SoBe Lifewater Strawberry Kiwi
  • SoBe Lifewater Strawberry Kiwi Lemonade
  • SoBe Lifewater Yumberry Pomegranate
  • SoBe Smooth Orange Cream
  • SoBe Smooth Pina Colada
  • SoBe Smooth Strawberry Banana
  • SoBe Smooth Strawberry Daiquiri
  • SoBe Vita-Boom Cranberry Grapefruit
  • SoBe Vita-Boom Orange Carrot
  • Aquafina
  • Aquafina FlavorSplash - Grape
  • Aquafina FlavorSplash - Lemon
  • Aquafina FlavorSplash - Peach Mango
  • Aquafina FlavorSplash - Raspberry
  • Aquafina FlavorSplash - Strawberry Kiwi
  • Aquafina FlavorSplash - Wild Berry
  • Frappuccino - Caramel
  • Frappuccino - Coffee
  • Frappuccino - Dark Chocolate Mocha
  • Frappuccino - Light Vanilla
  • Frappuccino - Light Mocha
  • Frappuccino - Mocha
  • Frappuccino - Vanilla
  • DoubleShot Coffee Drink
  • DoubleShot Light Coffee Drink
  • DoubleShot Energy - Coffee
  • DoubleShot Energy - Mocha
  • DoubleShot Energy - Vanilla
  • DoubleShot Energy - Vanilla Light
  • Lipton Brisk Fruit Punch
  • Lipton Brisk Green Tea with Mango Dragonfruit
  • Lipton Brisk Green Tea with Peach
  • Lipton Brisk Iced tea with Lemonade
  • Lipton Brisk Lemonade
  • Lipton Brisk Lemon Iced Tea
  • Lipton Brisk No Calorie Lemon Iced Tea
  • Lipton Brisk Orangeade
  • Lipton Brisk Pink Lemonade
  • Lipton Brisk Raspberry Iced Tea
  • Lipton Brisk Strawberry Melon
  • Lipton Brisk Sugar Free Lemonade
  • Lipton Brisk Sugar Free Orangeade
  • Lipton Brisk Sweet Iced Tea
  • Lipton Diet Green Tea with Citrus
  • Lipton Diet Green Tea with Mixed Berry
  • Lipton Diet Iced Tea with Lemon
  • Lipton Diet White Tea with Raspberry
  • Lipton Green Tea with Citrus
  • Lipton Iced Tea Lemonade
  • Lipton Iced Tea with Lemon
  • Lipton PureLeaf - Diet Lemon
  • Lipton PureLeaf - Extra Sweet
  • Lipton PureLeaf - Green Tea with Honey
  • Lipton PureLeaf - Lemon
  • Lipton PureLeaf - Peach
  • Lipton PureLeaf - Raspberry
  • Lipton PureLeaf - Sweetened
  • Lipton PureLeaf - Unsweetened
  • Lipton Sweet Iced Tea
  • Lipton White Tea with Raspberry
  • Propel - Berry
  • Propel - Grape
  • Propel - Kiwi Strawberry
  • Propel - Lemon
  • Propel - Raspberry Lemonade
  • Propel - Cherry Lime with Calcium
  • Propel - Citrus Punch with Calcium
  • Propel - Lemonade with Calcium
  • Propel Zero - Berry
  • Propel Zero - Black Cherry
  • Propel Zero - Blueberry Pomegranate
  • Propel Zero - Grape
  • Propel Zero - Kiwi Strawberry
  • Propel Zero - Lemon
  • Propel Zero - Peach 

These are ALL part of Pepsi products!!! don't believe me? Google it!

I love these drinks. How about you?

yeah... Pepsi fo sho...

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Ooh Yeah... ;)

So... I got bored. So I looked up some... Fetishes :) hahaha

Awesome right?

Emetophilia: Gettin Turned on with puke. Nastay ass fetish but hey you like what you like..
But I ain't chucking food fo ya.

Diaper Fetishism: Turnin yo heat up with some diapers ;) o yeah. Nothing sexier than a person in diapers... Don't be fuckin any babies now tho. Break em in half poor lil things.

Coprolalia: Haha ok I'm guilty of this one. Getting sexually aroused by using profanities. Though for me it's only when I'm in bed with someone hahaha yeah... i'm not gona get all horny if someone just says it randomly while hangin or sumtin xD not to worry

Blood Fetish: Another one of my Guilty pleasures xD hahaha Blood. Damn good aphrodisiac haha but again I wont attack you if you get a bloody nose at random. The sexual attraction to blood mmmm.

Robot Fetishism: Gettn horny with the technology... This one so reminds me of one of my best friends lol just make sure not to get any jizz in ur laptop and keep ur hardware clean ;)

Agalmatophilia: mannequins or statues that turn you on... blow up dolls would work better I would think but whatever

So umm... Squash Fetish: Really, really liking being squashed. See, the bad thing about this one is... if anyone over 130 pounds sat on me id probably break something lol Same with Gir. ha tho her limit is prob 120, 110 lbs hahaha 
LOONERS! : hahaha Getting turned on with balloons! It's awesome. I imagine it'd b pretty fuckin painful tho when one pops... Owey!
Necrophilia: Yummy. Getting Sexually aroused... by the dead. :) This one is one of my favorite fetishes. I'm pretty morbid but I don't think I'd be able go get turned on by a corpse though

CLOWN FETISH!!!: hehe Get you'r world rocked by a mad wicked juggalo clown. Have fun all u lettes and los and whoever tha fuck else with that clown fetish  getn that clown makeup smeared out on yo inner thighs. 
Whoop Whoop

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Random thought

Hm I just thought of something. 

Wouldn't a good guitar player like be really good at fingering a girl?

I'm just watching guitar vids and their fingers are moving so fast to the right places... so fast hahaha you would think it'd b the best fingering you ever had... hm unless you are a guy... lol then best jacking off ever... well i guess thatd be more like best hand job if you were a... idk what job would give a guy a great hj... hm idk lol

Just a random thought... hm.. But only if the guitar player isa guy thought haha.. Well if the player wasa girl I guess she would be good too.. guys more though, they tend to have more experience at fingering other people...

Guitar Songs

Peace of Mind - Boston
Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns N' Roses
Cliffs of Dover - Eric Johnson
Canon Rock - JerryC
I'm Alright - Neil Zaza
Beast and the Harlot - Avenged Sevenfold
Jessica - Allman Brothers Band
Layla - Eric Clapton
F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X. - Fall of Troy
The Middle - Jimmy Eat World
99 Red Balloons - Goldfinger
Message in a Bottle - Police
Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin
The NEW Canon Rock - MattRach
Thunderstruck - ACDC
La Bamba - Ritchie Valens
Dammit - Blink 182
Scotty Doesn't Know - Lustra
Icky Thump - The Whtie Stripes
Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne
The Trooper - Iron Maiden
Reptilia - The Strokes
Walla Walla - The Offspring
Smooth - Santana
Johnny B Goode - Chuck Berry
I'll Be There For You - The Rembrandts
YYZ - Rush
Life in the Fast Lane - The Eagles
Last Resort - Papa Roach
Siberian Sleigh Ride - Trans Siberian Orchestra
Knights of Cydonia - Muse
My Sharona - The Knack
Free Bird - Lynyrd Skynyrd
The Kids Aren't Alright - Offspring
Light my Fire - The Doors
Paranoid - Black Sabbath
Snow - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Purple Haze - Jimi Hendrix
Eruption - Van Halen

Some pretty fun songs to learn on the guitar. I'ma try them out lol didn't know if there were any players lookn at the blog or not.

Some Guitar Songs

You can also check out this site too. It has more songs and vids and there's even advice on here and tips.

Guitar dude and songs

So there's some pretty good guitarists on here. You can google em and find some of their songs to play.

Some Guitarists

Lol this list is mostly for me if I ever wana learn some of these songs so I will remember the names but I  figured I'd post also haha someone out there might like it...


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