If I was a Hermaphrodite...

If I was a hermaphrodite...

 

I would have a HELL of a  time in the bedroom...  xD 

Anyway you like it. Fuckin perfect for a  Bi Bitch dontcha think?

If you get tired of havin a cock in your cunt or her cunt idk then you can always just switch it man. You get the best of both worlds.

Or if you were strait (which being strait sounds like such a downer to me... wouldn't try it) but had a Bi Boyfriend you could  get it in you and you could get it in him! bahaha ah...

But alas. I am not a hermaphrodite. 

But...

If I was a hermaphrodite.

I could get cunt, cock and ass. Even though I'm not a fan of anal... whatever though lol

See.... Ah the human genitals are such an amazing thing