YAY!!! BABEZ AND I GOT A HOUSE!!! Well... sorta... untill they take it away anyway :-o !!!
Our house is amazing! I must tell you the story!
It was a dark and chilly night. The perfect night to spill blood. Babez and I were walking along, swingin our hatchets at anything that moves, when a dude pulls next to us. We looked at each other then at him and smiled. Blood slowly dripped from our teeth... Dude got sum shit up his ass o sumtin an decided to point gun at us. Babez picks up her hatchet an slams it into his pretty lil hood an he shoots her. Well no one fukn shoots mah sis so I get all up on his ass an cuff him up, choppn his toes off one by one. Babez gets up an grabs gun, shootn his nuts off an takes pix o him. Well tha bad guys decide to drop in just then. Babez grabs the gun starts shootn they knees out an I go round back start choppn they heads open. Sirens start comin cus one o them mofuks calld tha police. We load up them bodies an shove em in the closest house we find. Turns out people in tha shit so we gotsta take care of them too... I left one hangn from tha ceilin... decoration an all. We take tha resta tha bodies an use em up to stuff our beds.. damn springs givin out an all. We de-boned them of course. Dont wana sleep on boney corps shit. Well we set up a wicked ass gun system outside. No one aint gettn close to our shit. Turn out house looks pretty gud so we keep it. Clean it up a lil... giv the corps on the ceiling a sponge bath an everything lukn gud. Babez an I decided to mark it as ours. Carved som shit in tha walls an took pix.
So, if its a dark chill night, you betta b watchin yo backs cus Babez an I are out there an we choppn sum luv.
BTW this wat happend to the guy that fukd with Babez an Me